The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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