You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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