My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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