They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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