and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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