He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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