yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My breasts were aching with rage.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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