im drinking this country out of the recession.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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