If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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