He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
