There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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