my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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