just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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