Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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