Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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