I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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