How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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