Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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