its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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