There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize