Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
worst night to have a conscience
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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