this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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