I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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