im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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