NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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