just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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