i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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