with your own penis?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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