Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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