I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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