Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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