Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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