i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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