If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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