The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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