and you said cock pushups were impossible
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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