Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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