You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
that's an acceptable place to lick
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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