Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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