this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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