god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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