Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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