at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There are leaves in my underwear?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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