So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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