i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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