Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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