So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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