Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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