He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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