the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Green mimosas i think yes
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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