Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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