I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Boobs are out for the taking
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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