that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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