we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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